My girlfriend works at a car dealership, and often goes out for drinks
with the salesmen after work. Am I stupid to be jealous?
This is tricky, because
after work drinks can go either way, so you could be stupidly jealous
or stupid not to have seen through the two-timing slut earlier. I
suggest you join the after-work crew frequently, get to know the boys,
and play the friendly loves-to-get-to-know-everyone guy. This gets
you two things: it nips in the bud any overly ambitious intimacy between
co-workers, and makes you look like a loving kind of guy who would
rather be with his girl than watching a football game (i.e. wins points
with your girlfriend and/or any female co-workers who observe you
being the chump when they know she's cheating on you. You can ask
them out later). Word to the wise, while you are out with the gang,
don't keep your arm around her the whole time, glare at the other
guys, or generally intimidate the competition.
During sex, following foreplay, how long should a man "last." I know
there is no definitive answer, but what's a ball park figure?
If it's good, 10 minutes
or more if you can manage it. 30 minutes is too long. You can extend
yourself by going for a while and then stopping, going for a while,
then slowing down, etc. You can also last longer if you jerk off in
the shower before you pick up your date, so the urgency is a little
less intense. I don't recommend the "Something About Mary" method,
Do you get hazard pay for talking to the losers that write to you?
It gives me a great sense of well being to help the bozos of the world
find their soul mates. I only get hazard compensation for the stupid
Microsoft Word wizard that constantly asks me if I want help writing
a freakin' letter.
My wife tells me that women don't like receiving oral sex. Other women
in my past have said that they do, but my wife says they lied. Is
she right or is she insane?
P.S. If my wife asks, I never sent this.
Women don't like receiving bad oral sex, which is unfortunately what
one often finds available, hence the confusion. Most women (disregarding
those with bizarre hygiene complexes) enjoy a good tongue session.
I would deduce from this question that either you are amazing at oral
sex and your wife is trying to subtly discourage you from performing
oral sex on other women, or you are really bad at eating p***y and
she is trying to subtly discourage you from performing oral sex on
her (in which case the women of your past lied to you to build up
Side note: many women dislike
giving oral sex, and don't like to receive it because they feel they
have to reciprocate.
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