to Falls Count Anywhere! My name is Chris and I voted for
the Blue M+M.
life has been TiVo'd.
(since I already told you about the live side)
You can find the full report in Tuesday’s Falls,
but I thought I’d approach this as a TV show. First
off, it was about the same as it was live, except live we
didn’t get any of the backstage stuff. The matches
were slightly clipped and the heat was pumped at some points,
and sweetened at others.
The opener was exactly the same, with John
Cena and JBL and Teddy Long doing a very good job. I forgot
about JBL telling Theodore R. Long that he doesn’t
speak ebonics. This led me to ask Maximum Mike Flores “well,
why doesn’t he have Orlando Jordan translate for him?”
They showed the Angle and Michaels portions
of the Rumble in snapshot mode. That was a nice touch, as
it gets over the importance of what will probably end up
being the top worked match of Mania. Kurt then did the match
with Nunzio and the crowd sound was sweetened a lot as the
live audience hated it. The match wasn’t half bad
it all makes sense what they were doing with Team Angle
coming out to help Jindraik. The live audience was never
told that the Undertaker vs. Dupree match would determine
who would face the winner of next week’s Angle vs.
Rey match, so we had no idea they were being sent out to
soften up Rey. We also didn’t hear that Theodore R.
Long was being called before the Board of Directors next
week to determine if he is going to remain General Manager,
which I am betting is going to go one of two ways: either
Austin will return and be GM (since he signed that deal
it might work), or Teddy will remain and there’ll
be some sort of further angle that will explain why he was
called before them. Carlito was really good in his segment
with Teddy. He’s a big star waiting to happen.
Weber, again looking all hot, came into Joy Giovanni’s
dressing room and presented her with a two hundred dollar
dry cleaning bill. Joy wouldn’t pay and Amy said that
The Bashems would take it out of Big Show’s hide for
her then. Joy laughed it off. Amy is a better natural talker
than most of the women in the WWE, save for Trish and maybe
Ivory. She just needs time to develop her promo style and
I think she could be fantastic.
The Bashems vs. Big Show match was exactly
as I remembered it, though I have to say it wasn’t
a bad match, it’s just not what I wanted to see. Get
the Bashems into a hard working tag team feud, like with
a team of Rey and Eddie or something.
announced the first part of this year’s Hall of Fame
inductees. They are Ace Cowboy Bob Orton (inducted partly
due to his being Randy’s father, partly due to being
one of the best workers in the WWF in the 1980s), Mr. Wonderful
Paul Orndorf (Great wrestler and big drawing feud with Hogan),
Nikolai Volkoff (big drawing Russian brawler who was a draw
for his feud with Sanmartino and later formed a decent heel
tag team with The Iron Sheik), the Iron Sheik (former champ,
company man, big star for many years) and The Mouth of the
South Jimmy Hart (manager of the Hart Foundation, Greg Valentine,
former Memphis big deal and Jerry Lawler arch-nemesis, also
Hulk Hogan’s dear friend and the guy who wrote the
Gentry’s hit Keep On Dancin’). A decent crowd
and expect Hogan, Gordon Solie and perhaps one more to be
Other than the fact that they gave us the
reason for Luther Reigns and and Mark Jindraik to be at
ringside, the Undertaker vs. Rene Dupree match was still
not what I wanted to see. They did explain that it was a
tournament match and that the winner of Rey vs. Angle would
get to the Finals, which I hope means that Angle will get
distracted by Michaels somehow and Rey will go on to face
Big Show talked about being in the Barbed
Wire Cage match at No Way Out (they showed a really strong
commercial for it) and he said he liked the idea. He also
said that he didn’t care if Batista jumped to SmackDown!
or not, he’d still beat him.
Booker and Eddie had a segment where Booker
complained about Eddie eliminating him from the Rumble.
this were in silhouette, it would be a James Bond
showed the first two of the funny WrestleMania commercials,
featuring Flair and HHH doing Braveheart and Eugene as Forrest
Gump. At the same time in the program, they were showing
us the trailer for Be Cool. I think the Mania commercial
was better, but Be Cool has Vince Vaughn, so it
may be a toss-up. The Eugene one was great, as Eugene had
all the mannerisms down, and he accidentally knocked out
an old lady, leading to Regal coming in and telling Eugene
to run. Pretty funny.
The main event was good, easily the best
worked match on the show. The stress is starting to show
on Eddie again, and this could mean he’ll need a little
time off. The reaction Eddie got should tell you that it’s
probably not going to happen. It wasn’t a bad match,
and they cut off the Booker heel ending.
All in all, an average show. They should
have used some RAW folks to spice it up since they were
Lex Luger got arrested again. This time it’s a DUI.
He fell asleep in his car with an open container. He’s
lucky he’s not in a Three Strike state.
RAW did a good number this week, a 4.1.
That’s the highest in a while and it was without an
returns, which is a rarity as all the really high numbers
tend to be either Foley, the Rock or Austin coming back.
With all the troubles that wrestling has gone through, this
isn’t the first time wrestling popularity has dropped
to dangerous levels. In fact, one of the most important
arenas in the world for decades stopped booking wrestling
for twelve years.
Madison Square Garden was originally called
Gilmore’s Garden, and wrestling had been held there
since the days of William Muldoon. In fact, Muldoon headlined
the Garden several times. The most famous tournament of
the early days, held in 1915, was held at the second MSG.
This was the arena where NYC wrestling fans got to see the
big title matches. New York wrestling was pretty much ruled
by a trust which was led by Jack Curley. These guys controlled
the world title and many of the most important wrestlers
in the US, including guys like Jim Londos. A title match
had been set up with their current champ, Danno O’Mahoney.
O’Mahoney is often forgotten about
in history. He was a huge draw among the Irish in Boston
and a good draw in NYC. He had beaten Londos for the New
York State Athletic Commission title and the National Wrestling
Association belt. He had always beaten Ed Don George for
the AWA belt out of Boston. He was a really big deal and
he was set to face Dick Shikat.
was one of those shooter types who was pretty damn dangerous.
He was a German and was out of Columbus, mostly. He was
an OK draw and a real mean man from what I’ve found.
The match was set up for Danno to go over. That didn’t
happen. Shikat, a solid wrestler with years of training,
seriously beat O’Mahoney, claiming the world title.
This wasn’t the worst thing that could have happened,
though it did take the title out of the hands of the East
Coast Trust. The worst thing was how the Trust responded.
They tried to keep Shikat from appearing
elsewhere. In court, with the reporters of all papers eyeing
them, Shikat’s people claimed that wrestling on the
East Coast was ruled by a syndicate that fixed matches.
This absolutely killed business in NYC, to the point where
no wrestling could be booked in MSG.
Wrestling still went along well elsewhere,
but the New York circuit was nearly dead and the career
of booker Curley was over. Things started to change in the
1940s with the advent of television, and the first card
in twelve years was headlined by national TV star Gorgeous
We’re nowhere near that level of trouble,
but it could get that way.
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